Can I just say how disappointed I am by the lame fortune cookies out on the market.
You were right to be paranoid. There is a conspiracy.
Congratulations! You are pregnant.
Fold up this paper and back away slowly. They are watching you.
I hope you didn’t eat the sweet and sour. The chef lost his band-aid in the sauce.
I that your car being towed?
Sell all your stock! A crash is coming.
If you are looking for advice from a cookie, I fear for your sanity.
That wasn’t chicken.
Sorry to break it to you, but you are past your prime.
I will admit I saw a great one online recently: “Help! I’m being held prisoner at a Chinese bakery!” LOL!
Okay—give me your best fortune :)