Friday, December 9, 2011

Best pick up lines...ever!

My 17 year old Bro, Alex, is quite popular with the ladies so I asked him for his best pickup lines. Here are a few gems. They are too good to keep to myself...enjoy!
  • If you were a booger, I would pick you first!
  • Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
  • Oh, there is something wrong with my phone...your number's not in it!
  • You look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  • My love for you is like diarrhea... I can't hold it in.
  • Will you hold this (offering a hand) while I go for a walk?
  • Hi, I'm Mr. Right someone said you were looking for me.
  • I lost my teddy bear can I cuddle with you instead?
  • Excuse me, I'm lost can you give me directions to your house?
  • I think there is something wrong with my eyes...I can't take them off of you.
  • When I saw you across the room I tripped and fell...I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • I am not telling you this to impress you, but...I am Batman.
  • Kiss me if I'm wrong but is your name Guadalupe?
  • I'm incredibly rich.
Isn't he a great writer :) Have a wonderful weekend.



Sara Bulla said...

It's 5:30 and I'm trying not to laugh out loud and wake up my kids! Some of these are gold! My personal favorites are, 'Kiss me if I'm wrong ..." and "Can you hold this while I go for a walk". And a few others. This is what I needed this morning. Thanks!

Cristina said...

hahahaha! those are the cheesiest pick up lines EVER!

if you were a booger, I would pick you first?????? I can't stop laughing!

Donna K. Weaver said...

Those are seriously 17-year-old comments. (Or comments from older guys who have learned to save it for an audience that appreciates it.) As the mother of four sons, those made me smile.

Kelley said...

That is so funny!

Thankfully never had one of those before. :)

julie fedderson said...

My personal fave is "Are you hurt? Because you look like an angel that just fell from Heaven."

Gah. Of course, I might give the guy props for cheesiness if he had the nads to use one of these.

Tara Tyler said...

so awesome, some gross, but awesome! do they work?

here's one i wrote for something

Is your name Georgia, cause you're on my mind.

have a great wknd!

E.R. King said...

The incredibly rich line probably words, sadly enough.

Chantele Sedgwick said...

LOL! These are hilarious! I should use one in one of my books! ;)

Leigh Covington said...

BAHAHAHA! I already think your brother is awesome! That rocks. Here's one I got in school, you can share with him....

Looks at the tag on the back of her shirt and when she asks what he's doing, he says, "Just checking to see if you were made in heaven." LOL

Have a great weekend!

Meredith said...

Hahaha, too cute! I love the hand-holding one. :)

Cassie Mae said...

Lol. The young women and young men in my ward come up with these all the time. I just have to shake my head when they get started. Believe it or not, I've heard the fart one.

And have you ever seen Demetri Martin's break up lines? They are hilarious!!!

'Is there a movie called Other People? Cuz that's what I wanna see.'


Ruth Josse said...

Ha! I loved the batman one. :) My nephew texts me these all the time. A couple of them: You're so sweet, you could put sugar out of business. Got a bandage? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Small Town Shelly Brown said...

Those are great.
I would probably fall for a couple of those. Not because they were good but because they were so bad I laughed. I'm a sucker for a good laugh.

Chad Morris said...

I'm with Ruth--loved the Batman one. And Shelly did fall for it. JK.

Lara Schiffbauer said...

Some are really cute, but others (booger and fart one) I find disturbing that girls go for it!

Peggy Eddleman said...

Hahaha! Some of those could possibly be a little... unsuccessful (coughDIARRHEA*BOOGERcough), but they were all hilarious! I especially loved "Kiss me if I'm wrong but is your name Guadalupe?"

Sarah Pearson said...

Some of these would have worked on me simply because they would have made me laugh - but I do think the holding hands one is incredibly sweet :-)

Brinda said...

I don't know how I missed this post. Yes, they are the best.EVER.

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