My 17 year old Bro, Alex, is quite popular with the ladies so I asked him for his best pickup lines. Here are a few gems. They are too good to keep to myself...enjoy!
- If you were a booger, I would pick you first!
- Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
- Oh, there is something wrong with my phone...your number's not in it!
- You look a lot like my next girlfriend.
- My love for you is like diarrhea... I can't hold it in.
- Will you hold this (offering a hand) while I go for a walk?
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right someone said you were looking for me.
- I lost my teddy bear can I cuddle with you instead?
- Excuse me, I'm lost can you give me directions to your house?
- I think there is something wrong with my eyes...I can't take them off of you.
- When I saw you across the room I tripped and fell...I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
- I am not telling you this to impress you, but...I am Batman.
- Kiss me if I'm wrong but is your name Guadalupe?
- I'm incredibly rich.
Isn't he a great writer :) Have a wonderful weekend.