- If you were a booger, I would pick you first!
- Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
- Oh, there is something wrong with my phone...your number's not in it!
- You look a lot like my next girlfriend.
- My love for you is like diarrhea... I can't hold it in.
- Will you hold this (offering a hand) while I go for a walk?
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right someone said you were looking for me.
- I lost my teddy bear can I cuddle with you instead?
- Excuse me, I'm lost can you give me directions to your house?
- I think there is something wrong with my eyes...I can't take them off of you.
- When I saw you across the room I tripped and fell...I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
- I am not telling you this to impress you, but...I am Batman.
- Kiss me if I'm wrong but is your name Guadalupe?
- I'm incredibly rich.
Isn't he a great writer :) Have a wonderful weekend.
-Angie
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It's 5:30 and I'm trying not to laugh out loud and wake up my kids! Some of these are gold! My personal favorites are, 'Kiss me if I'm wrong ..." and "Can you hold this while I go for a walk". And a few others. This is what I needed this morning. Thanks!
hahahaha! those are the cheesiest pick up lines EVER!
if you were a booger, I would pick you first?????? I can't stop laughing!
Those are seriously 17-year-old comments. (Or comments from older guys who have learned to save it for an audience that appreciates it.) As the mother of four sons, those made me smile.
That is so funny!
Thankfully never had one of those before. :)
My personal fave is "Are you hurt? Because you look like an angel that just fell from Heaven."
Gah. Of course, I might give the guy props for cheesiness if he had the nads to use one of these.
so awesome, some gross, but awesome! do they work?
here's one i wrote for something
Is your name Georgia, cause you're on my mind.
have a great wknd!
The incredibly rich line probably words, sadly enough.
LOL! These are hilarious! I should use one in one of my books! ;)
BAHAHAHA! I already think your brother is awesome! That rocks. Here's one I got in school, you can share with him....
Looks at the tag on the back of her shirt and when she asks what he's doing, he says, "Just checking to see if you were made in heaven." LOL
Have a great weekend!
Hahaha, too cute! I love the hand-holding one. :)
Lol. The young women and young men in my ward come up with these all the time. I just have to shake my head when they get started. Believe it or not, I've heard the fart one.
And have you ever seen Demetri Martin's break up lines? They are hilarious!!!
'Is there a movie called Other People? Cuz that's what I wanna see.'
:)
Ha! I loved the batman one. :) My nephew texts me these all the time. A couple of them: You're so sweet, you could put sugar out of business. Got a bandage? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Those are great.
I would probably fall for a couple of those. Not because they were good but because they were so bad I laughed. I'm a sucker for a good laugh.
I'm with Ruth--loved the Batman one. And Shelly did fall for it. JK.
Some are really cute, but others (booger and fart one) I find disturbing that girls go for it!
Hahaha! Some of those could possibly be a little... unsuccessful (coughDIARRHEA*BOOGERcough), but they were all hilarious! I especially loved "Kiss me if I'm wrong but is your name Guadalupe?"
Some of these would have worked on me simply because they would have made me laugh - but I do think the holding hands one is incredibly sweet :-)
I don't know how I missed this post. Yes, they are the best.EVER.
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