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Friday, March 23, 2012

Friday Funnies—Paraprosdokian


My mother-in-law turned me onto this—Paraprosdokians. It is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected.

When I learned about it I thought, “How have I never heard of this? I’m a writer.” I had to share a few of my favorites with you. 
  • Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. 

  • If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. 

  • If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 

  • I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. 

  • A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory. 

  • There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. 

  • You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. 

  • To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the  target. 

  • Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.  

  • If it weren’t for the gutter, my mind would be homeless. 

Hope you all have a great weekend!

-Angie
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