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Friday, August 10, 2012

Friday Funnies—Olympic Thoughts


My kids are finally old enough to get something positive out of the Olympics—like hard work, passion, and dedication. *Sigh* Or so I thought. This is what they got instead:

11 year-old: “Water Polo makes no sense. They should call it water soccer.”
Me (thinking): He’s right

13 year-old: “I want an Olympic tattoo.”
Hubby: “If you win a medal you can get one.”
13 Year-old: “Okay. (pausing to think) You know I never will.”
Hubby: “I know.”

11Year-old: (watching synchronized diving) “Someone should do synchronized mustaches.”
Me: (Holding back my laughter)

7 Year-old: “I wish everyone wore more clothes.”

11 Year-old: “The hulk could beat everyone here!”

13 Year-old: “Why aren’t video games in the Olympics, but riding horses is?”

So, you are welcome world. I will unleash them on you at 18 :) Have a great weekend.
-Angie



11 comments:

Kyra Lennon said...

Lol, the tattoo conversation made me giggle! :D

Meredith said...

I think I love "I wish everyone wore more clothes" the best. Too cute!

Suzi said...

Fast thinking by your husband with the tattoo thing. And I've wondering about the clothing too. Thank goodness I didn't become a beach volleyball olympian, cause I could've never worn those bikini uniforms.

S.P. Bowers said...

Love their comments!

Ainsley Shay said...

That's great! Love the tattoo conversation. And your 11 year old is probably right - the Hulk could take 'em. (was my childhood hero too - lol).

ilima said...

I love this! I want an Olympic tattoo as well!

Danielle B. said...

I laughed out loud one these. It reminds me of all the comments my kids (14, 12, 10, (2yr doesn't care) have said. Except my 14 yr old likes the "less clothes" look especially vollyball. lol

I will send your 13yr old that medal so we can go together to get that tattoo.

Chantele Sedgwick said...

That tattoo one was hilarious!! :D Have a great weekend!

Emily R. King said...

Haha! Great line about the tattoo. And video games should TOTALLY be a sport. Some of them are really hard!

Have a great weekend, Ang!

Diana said...

Water soccer definately makes more sense! Would it be called water football in other countries? Hmmm.......

Gwen Tolios said...

There were a couple of times I watched the olypmics this year and thought: is that a guy or a girl? Not as humorous as your kids, but still something that got me.

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